“Touge Tech Support Hotline” Enamel Mug
Some people call roadside assistance.
You call us. (Please don’t. The number is fake. The problems are real.)
Featuring our logo and the highly professional sticker:
“Talk to us about your car problems” - followed by a totally legitimate, absolutely made-up hotline number - this mug is your official license to overshare torque specs with strangers.
Best used for:
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Explaining mysterious engine noises using interpretive sound effects
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Gas station debates that last longer than a full tank
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Coffee strong enough to help you emotionally process your last parts invoice
Warning: Ownership may result in people actually trying to read the number out loud.
We can’t fix your car.
But we will nod seriously and say, “Yeah… that’s rough.”
Stay caffeinated. Stay questionable. Stay Cult.
More details
- Material: Metal with an enamel layer and sublimation coating
- 12 oz
- Height: 3.14″ (8 cm)
- Diameter: 3.25″ (8.5 cm)
- White coating with a silver rim
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Secret Touge Cult
- Email: contact@support.secret-touge-cult.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating. Meets the lead, cadmium and chromium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 12 oz
- Height: 3.14″ (8 cm)
- Diameter: 3.25″ (8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.