“Touge Tourist? Never Heard of Her.” T-Shirt
Tourists take photos.
You take apexes.
This shirt politely informs the world that you didn’t come to admire the mountain - you came to negotiate with it. Preferably sideways.
Side effects may include:
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Random fist bumps from people you’ve never met
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A sudden urge to check tire pressure at inappropriate times
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Being asked, “What do you drive?” by complete strangers
Warning: Wearing this may upgrade you from NPC to side character with lore. Join the Cult.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Yarn diameter: 20 singles
- Relaxed fit
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Secret Touge Cult
- Email: contact@support.secret-touge-cult.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Touge Tourist? Never Heard of Her.” T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
26 1/2
|
18.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
|
L
|
29.25
|
22
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31 1/2
|
26
|