“Totally Stock (Trust Me)” Hoodie

$63.36

“It’s all stock, officer.”
- every car guy, moments before explaining a completely unnecessary setup

This hoodie features our pixel-style nitrous setup paired with that very believable statement, glowing in signature cult-green like it was approved by absolutely no authority whatsoever. Topped off with the S.T.C. mark, because if you know… you definitely know.

Perfect for:

  • Saying less while implying a lot
  • Getting side-eyes from people who definitely don’t believe you
  • Feeling like a certified member of the “questionable decisions, great stories” club

Let’s be honest:
Nothing here is stock.
Except maybe your sense of humor.

This isn’t just a hoodie.
It’s an alibi.

Wear it. Deny everything. Join the Cult.

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More details

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.