“Totally Stock (Trust Me)” Hoodie
“It’s all stock, officer.”
- every car guy, moments before explaining a completely unnecessary setup
This hoodie features our pixel-style nitrous setup paired with that very believable statement, glowing in signature cult-green like it was approved by absolutely no authority whatsoever. Topped off with the S.T.C. mark, because if you know… you definitely know.
Perfect for:
- Saying less while implying a lot
- Getting side-eyes from people who definitely don’t believe you
- Feeling like a certified member of the “questionable decisions, great stories” club
Let’s be honest:
Nothing here is stock.
Except maybe your sense of humor.
This isn’t just a hoodie.
It’s an alibi.
Wear it. Deny everything. Join the Cult.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Secret Touge Cult
- Email: contact@support.secret-touge-cult.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Totally Stock (Trust Me)” Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|